OMG Im a Pig!

I just went to Acme Oyster House and ate onion rings, meat pies, chicken wings, and chargrilled oysters!! Then went home and had ice cream and fudge brownies. The ONLY thing that saved me is that I had a friend with me and I asked him to eat most of it for me lol. I had little bites of everything. It was SO good though!

So, about this friend... I'm sure you want to know more, right? Well hes really nice... lets call him Bernard :-). So, Bernard is really cool... turns out he went to school with me but unfortunately, I never met him until recently because we have a lot of mutual friends. Well, of course he has that male disease that 20-somethings have where he doesnt want a girlfriend. One day, I'm gonna meet a dude that will want one lol. Anyhow, Bernard is so0o0o0o0o funny... I laughed the entire time we were in that restaurant! I really needed that because I was kinda sad about some news I got (stay tuned for that blog... coming out next week). But it was good to get out from under my work, and off this detox. I was tired of going to the bathroom all the time lol. But, back to Bernard. I dont know what made him take the time off to hang out with me but I'm glad he did... its good to have the company of new friends who dont know a lot about you. Its fun to learn about people and hear stories you never heard before and whatnot. He's a good dude and I hope he gets his big mission accomplished cuz Lord knows hes been working hard! The best thing about him is that he is planning on leaving the city. I cant wait for him to move to his next destination. I'm already setting up my vacation lol! All I have to pay for is my plane ticket cuz im gonna be right on his sofa! Bernard if you end up reading this, you should consider getting a guest room :-)

Im getting sleepy...